The Most Amazing Things: Lesson

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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Some Beautiful Quates

“The best advice I can give is to ignore advice.

Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others.”

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems

Gandhiji

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems but if u don’t know the answer it help to forgot the Question

Vijay Malya

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – don’t and stop, unless they are used together.

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the Next morning you will have a flat tire.

Live Each Day As If There Is No Tomorrow

Life is too short to waste time hating anyone

Life is good

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Tunnel : Software Programmer & Project Manager

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through

the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit

except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her

grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the

young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving

each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch

black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without

saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very

brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she

slapped him.”

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young

tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t

missed him when she slapped me!”

The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me,

but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”

The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He

thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance

to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same

time!”

Monday, July 9, 2012

The Power of One

Inspirational Story A Superb Thought For Our Life

A Superb Thought for our day to day life

There once was a farmer who discovered that he had lost his watch in the barn. It was no ordinary watch because it had sentimental value for him. After searching high and low among the hay for a long while; he gave up and enlisted the help of a group of children playing outside the barn.

He promised them that the person who found it would be rewarded.

Hearing this, the children hurried inside the barn, went through and around the entire stack of hay but still could not find the watch. Just when the farmer was about to give up looking for his watch, a little boy went up to him and asked to be given another chance.

The farmer looked at him and thought, "Why not? After all, this kid looks sincere enough."

So the farmer sent the little boy back in the barn. After a while the little boy came out with the watch in his hand! The farmer was both happy and surprised and so he asked the boy how he succeeded where the rest had failed.

The boy replied, "I did nothing but sit on the ground and listen. In the silence, I heard the ticking of the watch and just looked for it in that direction."

Moral:

A peaceful mind can think better than a worked up mind. Allow a few minutes of silence to your mind every day, and see, how sharply it helps you to set your life the way you expect it to be...!

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Munna Bhai MCA

“MunnaBhai MCA

appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum…

saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai…

template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai….

copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush…!!!

fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?

are kaiko ?

arre kaiko re?

fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila…..

ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya …

computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa…!!!

appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya…

boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya…!!!

din bhar appun computer ke aagge…

koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi…

tin din naa Kapil se raada na Jassi se pangaa

bass choop chaap…

appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya…

bola kya be manya saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya…!!!

phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh Manish bola…

ye mannubhai kya coding bana rela hai baap…!!!

Manish ko pakdaa… bola idhar aa shahane tereko coding seekhataa hai…

saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa… abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai … aur

aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai…!!!

samzaa …?

samzaa…?

samzaaa naa…?

(fir …? fir kya huwa..?)

fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya…

form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya…!!!

lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya…!!!

par DTS me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya…!!!

appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali… aapun ke

coding ki poori waat laga di…. appun udharich khadaa thaa… par appun

kuch nahi bola… kaiko bolega? kaiko…?

saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa… usme bhi itne bugs…

par appun ek aansu nahi roya…

kaiko royega…?

kaiko..?

saala appunich yedaa thaa naa…!!!

agale din se phir wohi life chalu…

wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi

assignments… saala itnaa mails forward kiya…itnaa mails forward kiya…

log samze mail server down hoyega… bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya

karega…!!!

training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai…

haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai…

(phir …? phir kya huwa..?)

fir …?

fir kya…?

fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila…!!!

shaappak…

saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya …

computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa…!!!

ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo