Read and enjoy the Signs

Read and enjoy the Signs

Read and enjoy the Signs…………………………………

# Sign on a  railway station at Patna:

Aana free, jaana  free,

pakde gaye to khana free.

#  Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:

Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.

She may be your grandmother!

# Seen on a  bulletin board:

Success is  relative

More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at a  barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:

we need your  heads to run our business.

# A traffic  slogan:

Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough – or else they never will  be…..

#THE BEST ONE:

Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations

It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.”

- Indian Armed Forces 

Some Beautiful Quates

“The best advice I can give is to ignore advice.

Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others.”

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems

Gandhiji

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems but if u don’t know the answer it help to forgot the Question

Vijay Malya

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Me

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

 Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

 There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – don’t and stop, unless they are used together.

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the Next morning you will have a flat tire.

Live Each Day As If There Is No Tomorrow

Life is too short to waste time hating anyone