Inspirational Story A Superb Thought For Our Life

A Superb Thought for our day to day life


There once was a farmer who discovered that he had lost his watch in the barn. It was no ordinary watch because it had sentimental value for him. After searching high and low among the hay for a long while; he gave up and enlisted the help of a group of children playing outside the barn.


He promised them that the person who found it would be rewarded.


Hearing this, the children hurried inside the barn, went through and around the entire stack of hay but still could not find the watch. Just when the farmer was about to give up looking for his watch, a little boy went up to him and asked to be given another chance.


The farmer looked at him and thought, "Why not? After all, this kid looks sincere enough."


So the farmer sent the little boy back in the barn. After a while the little boy came out with the watch in his hand! The farmer was both happy and surprised and so he asked the boy how he succeeded where the rest had failed.


The boy replied, "I did nothing but sit on the ground and listen. In the silence, I heard the ticking of the watch and just looked for it in that direction."


Moral:


A peaceful mind can think better than a worked up mind. Allow a few minutes of silence to your mind every day, and see, how sharply it helps you to set your life the way you expect it to be...!

10 Reasons

   Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
     (and what they actually mean)


10. I think of you as a brother.
    (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in
   "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
   (I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
  (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
  (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear
  phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend.
  (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work.
  (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system',
    much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
  (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
  (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better
   than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.
  (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends.
  (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating
  detail  about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male    
  perspective thing.)


In response...The male perspective on the same issue...

   Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
    (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister.
   (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
  (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
  (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
  (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend.
  (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work.
 (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
 (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
 (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate.
 (You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends.
 (You're sinfully ugly.)


PASS THIS ON TO AT LEAST 4 PERSONS OR WILL GET REJECTED FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE!

This is too good. don't miss it!

This is too good. don't miss it!

HI! THESE ARE THE FEW ESSENCE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! -

Money is not everything.

There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

Save water.

Shower with your friend.

Love thy neighbor.

But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend.

A Successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.

This is too good. don't miss it!

This is too good. don't miss it!

HI! THESE ARE THE FEW ESSENCE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! -

Money is not everything.

There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

Save water.

Shower with your friend.

Love thy neighbor.

But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend.

A Successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.

Top Ten Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Dog

Top Ten Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Dog

1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.

2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.

3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.

4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.

5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.

6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.

7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.

8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.

9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.

10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.

Some Comparisons

1. Girl and a Guitar: Both are pressed at the TOP
and PLAYED at the BOTTOM.
2. Girl and a Jet: A jet has a cock-pit and a Girl
has a Cock in the pit.
3. the SKY and the SKIRT. SKY : Covers whole of
universe SKIRT : Covers universal hole !
4. the SHIP and the GIRL. SHIP : Cuts through the water GIRL : Waters through the cut
5. GIRL in the church and the girl in the bath tub. Girl in the church will have soul full of hope Girl in bath tub will have hole full of soap
6. MEN's cricket and WOMEN's cricket MEN's cricket : There is a short leg between two long legs> WOMEN's cricket : There is a gully between two fine legs
7. the PHOTO and the GIRL PHOTO : Shot in the open and development is   done in the dark room GIRL : Shot in the dark room and development takes
place in open

Computer and Gender

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns,
unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine
or feminine. Things like "chalk"or "pencil," she described,
would have a gender association - even though in English, these words
were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked,
"What gender is a computer?"
The teacher wasn't certain, so divided the class into two groups and asked
them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine.
One group was composed of the women in the class, and the other, of men.
Both groups were asked to give four reasons for recommendation. The group of
women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender
because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve yourproblems, but half the time they
are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that,if you had waited a little
longer, you could have had a better model.!!!!

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be
referred to as the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate withother computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.!!!!

Life

Life

Life isn't about keeping score.
It's not about how many friends you have
Or how accepted you are.
Not about if you have plans this weekend or if
you're alone.
It isn't about who you're dating, who you used to
date, how many
people you've dated, or if you haven't been with
anyone at all.
It isn't about who you have kissed,
It's not about sex.
It isn't about who your family is or how much money
they have
Or what kind of car you drive.
Or where you are sent to school.
It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are.
Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on,
or what kind of
music you listen to.
It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black,
or brown
Or if your skin is too light or too dark.
Not about what grades you get, how smart you are,
how smart
everybody else thinks you are, or how smart
standardized tests say you
are.
It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you
are at "your"
sport.
It's not about representing your whole being on a
piece of paper
and seeing who will "accept the written you."

LIFE JUST ISN'T.

But, life is about who you love and who you hurt.
It's about who you make happy or unhappy
purposefully.
It's about keeping or betraying trust.
It's about friendship, used as a sanctity or a
weapon.
It's about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful,
maybe heartening.
About starting rumors and contributing to petty
gossip.
It's about what judgments you pass and why. And
who your
judgments are spread to.
It's about who you've ignored with full control and
intention.
It's about jealousy, fear, ignorance, and revenge.
It's about carrying inner hate and love, letting it
grow, and
spreading it.
But most of all, it's about using your life to
touch or poison
other people's hearts in such a way that could have
never occurred
alone.
Only you choose the way those hearts are affected,
and those
choices are what life's all about.

What is Love R u in love

Are you really in love? 

Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing And is your voice caught within your chest? It isn't love, it's LIKE. You can't keep your eyes off of them, Am I right? It isn't love, it's LUST. Are you proud, and eager to show them off? It isn't love, it's LUCK Do you want them because you know they're there? It isn't love, it's LONELINESS Are you there because it's what everyone wants? It isn't love, it's LOYALTY Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you don't want to hurt them? It isn't love, it's PITY Do you belong to them because their sight makes you heart skip a beat? It isn't love, it's INFATUATION Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand? It isn't love, it's UNCONFIDENCE. Do you pardon their faults because you care about them? It isn't love, it's FRIENDSHIP Do you tell them everyday they are the only one you think of? It isn't love, it's a LIE. Are you willing to give up all of your favorite things for their sake? It isn't love, it's CHARITY But do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and elation pulls you close and holds you? Does your heart ache and break when they're sad? Do you cry for their pain, even when they're strong? Do you accept their faults because they're part of who they are? Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts? Would you give them your heart, your life, your death? Then it's LOVE......

Some Funny Things About Bihari's

Some Funny Things About Bihari's

THE PROF
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This is an incident which happened in a college In Bihar. A new  lecturer (also a Bihari professor) was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him. So > he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out, but he doesn't know how to put it in English. He went near the guy.  Shouted "follow me". The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted"Don't follow me" and went inside the class..........

***OTHER LEGENDS ***
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Prof. Bihari Inside the Class :
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* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two equal halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the
*corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the   class.)
* Both of u three, go and stand in the four corners of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
*********************

About his family :
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* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

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At the ground :
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* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.



To a boy, angrily :
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* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?



Meting out punishment :
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* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)



Sir at his best :
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• Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did  not see them.  So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

Shaadi ke Pehle Aur Shaadi ke Bad

           Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
           Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
           Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
           Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai
           Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
           Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
           Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
           Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
           Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
           Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
           Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
           Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
           Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
           Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap
           Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
           Shaadi ke baad -Mortgage
           Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
           Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran
           Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss:-)
           Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss:-(
           Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
           Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma
           Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
           Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky
           Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
           Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

COMPUTER TERMS

                            COMPUTER TERMS

BIT:            A word used to describe computers, as in "Our son's
               computer cost quite a bit."

BOOT:           What your friends give you because you spend too much time
               bragging about your computer skills.

BUG:            What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green
               computer screen for more than 15 minutes.
               Also: what computer magazine companies do to you after
               they get your name on their mailing list.

CHIPS:          The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to
               avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.

COPY:           What you have to do during school tests because you spend
               too much time at the computer and not enough studying.

CURSOR:         What you turn into when you can't get your computer to
               perform, as in "You $#% computer!"

DISK:           What goes out in your back after bending over a computer
               keyboard for seven hours.

DUMP:           The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you
               get a new computer.

ERROR:          What you made the first time you walked into a computer
               showroom to "just look."

EXPANSION UNIT: The new room you have to build on to your home to house
               your computer and all its peripherals.

FILE:           What your secretary can now do to her nails six and a half
               hours a day, now that the computer does her day's work in
               30 minutes.

FLOPPY:         The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due
               to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food
 
HARDWARE:       Tools, such as lawn mowers, rakes and other heavy
               equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting
               your computer.

IBM:            The kind of missile your family members and friends would
               like to drop on your computer so you'll pay attention to
               them again.

MENU:           What you'll never see again after buying a computer
               because you'll be too poor to eat in a restaurant.

MONITOR:        Often thought to be a word associated with computers,
               this word actually refers to those obnoxious kids who
               always want to see your hall pass at school.

PROGRAMS:       Those things you used to look at on your television before
               you hooked your computer up to it.
RETURN:         What lots of people do with their computers after only
               a week and a half.

TERMINAL:       A place where you can find buses, trains and really good
               deals on hot computers.

WINDOW:         What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally
               erase a program that took you three days to set up.