Munna Bhai MCA

“MunnaBhai MCA

appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum…

saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai…

template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai….

copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush…!!!

fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?

are kaiko ?

arre kaiko re?

fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila…..

ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

!

saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya …

computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa…!!!

appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya…

boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya…!!!

din bhar appun computer ke aagge…

koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi…

tin din naa Kapil se raada na Jassi se pangaa

bass choop chaap…

appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya…

bola kya be manya saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya…!!!

phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh Manish bola…

ye mannubhai kya coding bana rela hai baap…!!!

Manish ko pakdaa… bola idhar aa shahane tereko coding seekhataa hai…

saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa… abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai … aur

aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai…!!!

samzaa …?

samzaa…?

samzaaa naa…?

(fir …? fir kya huwa..?)

fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya…

form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya…!!!

lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya…!!!

par DTS me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya…!!!

appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali… aapun ke

coding ki poori waat laga di…. appun udharich khadaa thaa… par appun

kuch nahi bola… kaiko bolega? kaiko…?

saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa… usme bhi itne bugs…

par appun ek aansu nahi roya…

kaiko royega…?

kaiko..?

saala appunich yedaa thaa naa…!!!

agale din se phir wohi life chalu…

wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi

assignments… saala itnaa mails forward kiya…itnaa mails forward kiya…

log samze mail server down hoyega… bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya

karega…!!!

training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai…

haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai…

(phir …? phir kya huwa..?)

fir …?

fir kya…?

fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila…!!!

shaappak…

saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya …

computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa…!!!

ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Capacitor Bikes | Amusing Planet

Miniature models of bikes made from circuit components like capacitors, resistors and ICs (and parts of lighters; thanks to the readers, I didn't recognize those.)

If anybody knows who made these, please let me know so that the person can be duly credited.

Note : Content from http://www.amusingplanet.com/

Saalo Baat aya hai paigam Yaar Ka,

Likhate hai kya hai name apka,

Kitna pyar karte hai unse kya kahe,

Per hamne bhi kah diya gulam apka,

Sardar Joke My Name is not Balvinder My Name is Banta Singh

My Name is not Balvinder My Name is Banta Singh

The  world's  most  avid  cricket  fan,  a sardar, had arrived
early at the stadium  for  the  first  one day international only to
realize that he had left  his  ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any
of the match, he went to the  ticket  booth and got in a long line for
another seat. After an hour's wait  he  was just a few feet from the
booth when a voice called out, "Hey, Balwinder!"  He  looked up, stepped
out of line and tried to find the owner of  the voice-with no success.
Then he realized he had lost his place in the  line,  and  had  to  go
back to the end of the line and wait all over again. After he had
purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to buy a  coke. The
line at the concession stand was also very long. But since the game
hadn't  started  he  decided to wait. Just as he got to the window, a
voice  called  out,  "Hey, Balwinder!" Again he tried to find the voice
and got  out  of line as he wandered looking for the owner of the voice.
But no luck. He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke.
Finally he had his  coke  and  took his seat eager for the game to
begin. As he waited for the game to start, he heard the voice calling,
"Hey, Balwinder!" once more.  Furious, Banta Singh stood up and yelled,
"My name isn't Balwinder!"

Sardar joke And Bantasingh Joke

Sardar joke And Bantasingh Joke

Sardar with  Binocular

While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular
with him.
But he never seemed to use it while looking outside
the window.
A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why
he was carryingbinoculars.
The sardar simply said ..."I am on my way to see a
distant relative."



Banta singh's report on Y2K
Report submitted by Banta Singh to his manager after
completing his Y2K
verification task.
Dear Sir,
       Our staff has completed the 18 months of work
on time and on
budget. We have gone through every line of code
in every program in every system. We have analyzed all
databases, all data
files, including backups and historic
archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
We are proud to
report that we have completed the "Y-to-K"
date change mission, and have now implemented all
changes to all programs
and all data to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,
August, September, October, November, December

As well as:

Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak,
Saturdak.

       I trust that this is satisfactory, because to
be honest, none of
this Y to K problem has made any sense to
me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our
team is glad to help
in any way possible. And what does the year
2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do
you think we ought to
do next year when the two digit year rolls
over from 99 to 00?
We'll await your direction."

Very Sincerely
Banta Singh

Y2K Project Leader