Sher Aur Sava Sher

 (*) Khud ko kar buland itnaa....
    Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....
aur khuda tumse puche....
Abe sale gadhe... ab utrega kaise '

 (*) jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

 (*) Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
    Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
       Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.

 (*) Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
       Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
      Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
       Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze  Ke Peeche.

PYAAR MEIN DHOKA SERIES :
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 (*) Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
    kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

 (*) Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
    Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye..

    TOTAL NONSENSE  SERIES :
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 (*) Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
    Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
  Splash !

 (*) Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
   Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?

 (*) Dharti so rahi hai,
    Aasman so raha hai
    Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
    Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

 (*) Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

 (*) Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
    Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar........
   Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
      ( trihathar is on leave )

 (*)   Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
   Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain........
    Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)

 (*) kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
  kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
  ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

  DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES :
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 (*) Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
    Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
    Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

 (*) Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
    Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
   Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch
Patthhar hi thaa...

 (*) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
  Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
    Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...

 (*) Door se dekha to sher tha
   Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...


   AD SERIES  :
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 (*)   Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
  Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
    Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

 (*) Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
   Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
   Melody khao khud jaan jao...

 (*) Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
    Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
   Lifebouy hai jahan,
tandurusti hai wahan

 (*) Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
    Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
    Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita.
(Chorus: Aha-aha...)

  Aur, ant mein Ghalib ke liye ek sher:
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 (*) Tumne mere man se khela
    Tumne mere tan se khela
  Tumne mere dhan se khela
   Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!

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   Enjoy the following:
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 ladka bola :  kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
    bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
 Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Irshaad.....Irshaad..............

 Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
   Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

 Ladka bola :  Chandni agar chaand se hogi to
sitaron ka kya hoga,
   Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to
hazaron ka kya hoga.

Irshaad....Irshaad...................

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    Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
    Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
  Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.