A Guy was chatting with a female (never met
her directly) - Online chat.
(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big
MNC's )
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How r u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: Wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on
Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some
Coffee.
Hero: OK (Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,
given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I
Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to
Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work…
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number; given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out..
Hero: Hey, that's an hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now. Ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW
WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!! :
(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big
MNC's )
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How r u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: Wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on
Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some
Coffee.
Hero: OK (Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,
given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I
Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to
Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work…
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number; given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out..
Hero: Hey, that's an hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now. Ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW
WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!! :
Keep smiling J
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