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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Man will always be man


A Guy was chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online chat.

(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big
MNC's )

Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How r u doing today?

Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero: Wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on
Chat

Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some
Coffee.

Hero: OK (Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,
given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I
Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to
Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Female: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work…

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number; given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out..

Hero: Hey, that's an hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now. Ok?

Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW
WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!! :



Keep smiling J

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