Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead, boards another bus in
extreme hurry and upon seeing it is a 23C cut (\) service, promptly gets
down thinking that the bus route is cancelled.
Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", he
turned around and went home.
Got locked in Furniture Shop and slept on the floor.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put
Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Studies for a blood test and fails.
Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said
Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Tries to drown a fish.
If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
Thinks socialism means partying over a cordless phone.
Invents a solar powered flashlight.
Sells the car for gas money.
Hears 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.