Sardar Jokes
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Q. How sardar's use to make people fool??????????
A. By finding out the corner of a circle.
Q. How sardar's use to make people fool??????????
A. By finding out the corner of a circle.
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A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think-I'm sardar!"
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A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think-I'm sardar!"
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A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The
sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly.
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A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings,
so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping?
Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.
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Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.
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Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could
use them if he lost his checkbook?
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Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom
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Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?".
"Because," said Banta Singh, "The directions on the can said to put on two coats."
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A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a
highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles;
the following day less than a mile.then the foreman asked the sardar why he
kept painting less each day,he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."
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Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or
coming home.
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Sardarji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Sardarji : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Sardarji : 'What problem?'
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Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?
He didn't know which "one" came first...
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A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."
sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly.
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A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings,
so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping?
Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.
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Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.
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Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could
use them if he lost his checkbook?
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Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom
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Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?".
"Because," said Banta Singh, "The directions on the can said to put on two coats."
**********
A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a
highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles;
the following day less than a mile.then the foreman asked the sardar why he
kept painting less each day,he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."
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Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or
coming home.
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Sardarji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Sardarji : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Sardarji : 'What problem?'
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Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?
He didn't know which "one" came first...
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A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."
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