This is for you all

 This is for you all

Software Engineer writes .............
Subject : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. No mention of this
phenomenon was included in the
product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches
during system initialization, where it monitors all
other system activity.
Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and
Saturday Night Pubs 5.0
no longer run, crashing the system whenever
selected.
I can not to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run some
of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3,
Dance Drunk 2.0 and Bachlor Party 7.77.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
but the un-install does
not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall
Wife 1.0 but got this
error "General Protection Fault in module House Security.
The Uninstallation will abort."
Can you help me, please!!!


Reply from Tech. Support
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Dear Software Engineer,
Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

This is a very common problem men complain about,
but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and
designed by its creator to run on
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to
purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
un-install, delete, or purge Wife
1.0 from the system once installed.
You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife
1.0 is not designed to
do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0
or Wife 2.0 but end up
with more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child
Support" which was given
to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0.
I recommend you
keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed
myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General
Partnership Faults (GPFs).
The best course of action will be to enter the
command C:\ APOLOGIZE.
Infact I
would suggest u to use this command everytime Wife
1.0 crashes on your system.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but needs very high
maintenance. Consider buying
additional software to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which
will improve the performance of Wife 1.0

Do not, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not
a supported application
for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.

Best of luck.
Tech Support.

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Hows the upgradation program? Do you have any such upgradation?Just for fun.