Some Jokes.........

Hello everybody,
there are some small notes 4 u all
I hope you will like it!

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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate
but, if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a,work station...
What more can I say
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright Until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
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Don't frown. You never know who is falling in
love with your smile.
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Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough
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Living on Earth may be expensive...
.....but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun..
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Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !
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ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ?
Who's in a hurry ?
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love is photogenic;
it needs darkness to develop

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A good discussion is like a miniskirt;
Short enough to pertain interest and long
enough to cover the subject
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Children in backseats cause accidents;
Accidents in backseats cause children !
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A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking....
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
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Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..
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Whom are you working for?
Same people. My wife and four kids..
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