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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Some Funny Things About Bihari's

Some Funny Things About Bihari's

This is an incident which happened in a college In Bihar. A new  lecturer (also a Bihari professor) was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him. So > he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out, but he doesn't know how to put it in English. He went near the guy.  Shouted "follow me". The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted"Don't follow me" and went inside the class..........

Prof. Bihari Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two equal halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the   class.)
* Both of u three, go and stand in the four corners of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

About his family :
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

At the ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

To a boy, angrily :
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

Meting out punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

Sir at his best :
  • Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did  not see them.  So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

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