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> >>> A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After
> >>>eating he goes
> >>> to wash his hands but starts washing the basin
> >>>instead. The manager
> >>> comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar
> >>>rahe ho?"
> >>> To this the man replies,
> >>> "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,"Wash
> >>>Basin".
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to
> >>>Toronto, the
> >>> captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our
> >>>engines has
> >>> failed.. There is nothing to worry about.
> >>> Our flight will take an hour longer than
> >>> scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
> >>>Thirty minutes
> >>> later the captain announced, "One more engine has
> >>>failed and the
> >>> flight will take an additional two hours. But don't
> >>>worry.
> >>> we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour
> >>>later the captain
> >>> announced, "One more engine has failed and our
> >>>arrival will be delayed
> >>> another three hours. But don't worry ..
> >>> we still have one engine left." A sardarji
> >>>passenger turned to the
> >>> man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one
> >>>more engine, we'll
> >>> be up here all day!"
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Three men were applying for the same job as a
> >>>detective. One was a
> >>> Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The
> >>>chief decided
> >>> to ask each applicant just one question and base his
> >>>decision upon that
> >>> answer.
> >>>
> >>> When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the
> >>>chief asked him,
> >>> "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered
> >>>without hesitation
> >>> "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and
> >>>he left. When the
> >>> Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief
> >>>asked the same question.
> >>> He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again,
> >>>the chief thanked
> >>> the man who then left.
> >>> Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he
> >>> was asked the same question. He thought for a long
> >>>time, before
> >>> saying,"Could I have some time to think about it?"
> >>> The chief said, "OK, but get back to me
> >>> tomorrow."
> >>> When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How
> >>>was
> >>> the interview ?". Pat came the reply,
> >>> "Great, I got the job, and I'm already
> >>>investigating a murder.
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Talking about those days when there were no mosquito
> >>>repellents and
> >>> we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was
> >>>also experiencing the
> >>> same every time he tries to sleep,one mosquito
> >>>comes and disturbs his
> >>> sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He getsvery
> >>>irritated. He tries
> >>> to cover his ear but the problem remains
> >>>persistent. Ultimately he gets
> >>> up and catches the mosquito in his hand.He is very
> >>>kind and not for the
> >>> blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy
> >>>as he is now starts
> >>> singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so
> >>>ja". After some time
> >>> he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in
> >>>his hands. So he goes
> >>> near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody
> >>>around greeted
> >>> her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty
> >>>in finding a seat.
> >>> She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting
> >>>next to a vacant
> >>> seat.She went up to him and introduced herself
> >>>saying in her cool sexy voice,
> >>> "Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you."
> >>>Balwinder was bewildered but
> >>> immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls
> >>>to you."
>
> >>> Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of
> >>>them was
> >>> crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are
> >>>you crying?" The
> >>> first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
> >>>Second one asked,"So?
> >>> Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that.
> >>> During the blood test
> >>> they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one
> >>>started crying.The first one
> >>> was astonished and asked other, "Why are you
> >>>crying?" The other
> >>> replied,"I have come for my urine test."
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Our sardarji was filling up an application form for
> >>>a job . He
> >>> promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE,
> >>>ADDRESS etc. Then the
> >>> column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled
> >>>there. Aftermuch
> >>> thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in
> >>>his appln. form,he
> >>> was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it
> >>>to be
> >>> filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again our sardar
> >>>thought for a
> >>> long time before coming up with the answer
> >>>PREFERABLY FEMALES.
> >>>_______________________________________________________
> >>>
> >>> A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop.
> >>>Finally the bus
> >>> arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded
> >>>with sardarjis.
> >>> One sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the
> >>>Bihari thinks
> >>> he's in big trouble because he knows only sardar
> >>>jokes!After thinking
> >>> for some time he decides to substitute all
> >>>references to 'sardars' in
> >>> his joke with 'Biharis'. He starts the jokes with,
> >>>"There was once
> >>> a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a major blow on
> >>>his back from one of the
> >>> sardarjis who shouts, "Kyon be! Sab sardar mar
> >>>gaye hai kya?"
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at
> >>>an MNC office in
> >>> Amritsar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same
> >>>job and both
> >>> applicants having the same qualifications were asked
> >>>to take a test
> >>> by the Department manager.Upon completion of the
> >>>test, the results
> >>> showed that both men only missed one of the
> >>>questions. The manager
> >>> went to Santa and said, "Thank you for your
> >>>interest, but we've decided
> >>> to give the job to Reddy".
> >>> Santa: "And why would you be doing that? We both
> >>>got 9 questions correct.
> >>> This being Punjab I should get the job!" Manager:
> >>>"We have made our
> >>> decision not on the correct answers, but on the one
> >>>question that you got
> >>> wrong."
> >>> Santa: "And just how would one incorrect answer be
> >>>better than the
> >>> other?"
> >>> Manager: "Simple, for the question that both of you
> >>>got wrong,
> >>> Reddy put down 'I don't know' as the answer.
> >>> And you wrote 'Neither do I'!"
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Sardarji praising his son who is a Civil engineer,
> >>>who just laid a
> >>> road near his house. "Wow! This is terrific! Look
> >>>at the job he has
> >>> done! The distance from my house to the railway
> >>>station is
> >>> the same as the railway station to my house!!!!!!!!"
>-----------------------------------------------------
> >>> A sardarji once took an answering machine home in
> >>>Punjab and
> >>> disconnected it within a couple of days because he
> >>>was getting
> >>> complaints from his relatives like
> >>> "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ki ghar pe nahin hai"
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After
> >>>eating he goes
> >>> to wash his hands but starts washing the basin
> >>>instead. The manager
> >>> comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar
> >>>rahe ho?"
> >>> To this the man replies,
> >>> "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,"Wash
> >>>Basin".
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to
> >>>Toronto, the
> >>> captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our
> >>>engines has
> >>> failed.. There is nothing to worry about.
> >>> Our flight will take an hour longer than
> >>> scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
> >>>Thirty minutes
> >>> later the captain announced, "One more engine has
> >>>failed and the
> >>> flight will take an additional two hours. But don't
> >>>worry.
> >>> we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour
> >>>later the captain
> >>> announced, "One more engine has failed and our
> >>>arrival will be delayed
> >>> another three hours. But don't worry ..
> >>> we still have one engine left." A sardarji
> >>>passenger turned to the
> >>> man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one
> >>>more engine, we'll
> >>> be up here all day!"
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Three men were applying for the same job as a
> >>>detective. One was a
> >>> Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The
> >>>chief decided
> >>> to ask each applicant just one question and base his
> >>>decision upon that
> >>> answer.
> >>>
> >>> When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the
> >>>chief asked him,
> >>> "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered
> >>>without hesitation
> >>> "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and
> >>>he left. When the
> >>> Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief
> >>>asked the same question.
> >>> He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again,
> >>>the chief thanked
> >>> the man who then left.
> >>> Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he
> >>> was asked the same question. He thought for a long
> >>>time, before
> >>> saying,"Could I have some time to think about it?"
> >>> The chief said, "OK, but get back to me
> >>> tomorrow."
> >>> When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How
> >>>was
> >>> the interview ?". Pat came the reply,
> >>> "Great, I got the job, and I'm already
> >>>investigating a murder.
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Talking about those days when there were no mosquito
> >>>repellents and
> >>> we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was
> >>>also experiencing the
> >>> same every time he tries to sleep,one mosquito
> >>>comes and disturbs his
> >>> sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He getsvery
> >>>irritated. He tries
> >>> to cover his ear but the problem remains
> >>>persistent. Ultimately he gets
> >>> up and catches the mosquito in his hand.He is very
> >>>kind and not for the
> >>> blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy
> >>>as he is now starts
> >>> singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so
> >>>ja". After some time
> >>> he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in
> >>>his hands. So he goes
> >>> near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody
> >>>around greeted
> >>> her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty
> >>>in finding a seat.
> >>> She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting
> >>>next to a vacant
> >>> seat.She went up to him and introduced herself
> >>>saying in her cool sexy voice,
> >>> "Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you."
> >>>Balwinder was bewildered but
> >>> immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls
> >>>to you."
>
> >>> Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of
> >>>them was
> >>> crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are
> >>>you crying?" The
> >>> first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
> >>>Second one asked,"So?
> >>> Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that.
> >>> During the blood test
> >>> they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one
> >>>started crying.The first one
> >>> was astonished and asked other, "Why are you
> >>>crying?" The other
> >>> replied,"I have come for my urine test."
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Our sardarji was filling up an application form for
> >>>a job . He
> >>> promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE,
> >>>ADDRESS etc. Then the
> >>> column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled
> >>>there. Aftermuch
> >>> thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in
> >>>his appln. form,he
> >>> was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it
> >>>to be
> >>> filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again our sardar
> >>>thought for a
> >>> long time before coming up with the answer
> >>>PREFERABLY FEMALES.
> >>>_______________________________________________________
> >>>
> >>> A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop.
> >>>Finally the bus
> >>> arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded
> >>>with sardarjis.
> >>> One sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the
> >>>Bihari thinks
> >>> he's in big trouble because he knows only sardar
> >>>jokes!After thinking
> >>> for some time he decides to substitute all
> >>>references to 'sardars' in
> >>> his joke with 'Biharis'. He starts the jokes with,
> >>>"There was once
> >>> a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a major blow on
> >>>his back from one of the
> >>> sardarjis who shouts, "Kyon be! Sab sardar mar
> >>>gaye hai kya?"
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at
> >>>an MNC office in
> >>> Amritsar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same
> >>>job and both
> >>> applicants having the same qualifications were asked
> >>>to take a test
> >>> by the Department manager.Upon completion of the
> >>>test, the results
> >>> showed that both men only missed one of the
> >>>questions. The manager
> >>> went to Santa and said, "Thank you for your
> >>>interest, but we've decided
> >>> to give the job to Reddy".
> >>> Santa: "And why would you be doing that? We both
> >>>got 9 questions correct.
> >>> This being Punjab I should get the job!" Manager:
> >>>"We have made our
> >>> decision not on the correct answers, but on the one
> >>>question that you got
> >>> wrong."
> >>> Santa: "And just how would one incorrect answer be
> >>>better than the
> >>> other?"
> >>> Manager: "Simple, for the question that both of you
> >>>got wrong,
> >>> Reddy put down 'I don't know' as the answer.
> >>> And you wrote 'Neither do I'!"
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------
> >>> Sardarji praising his son who is a Civil engineer,
> >>>who just laid a
> >>> road near his house. "Wow! This is terrific! Look
> >>>at the job he has
> >>> done! The distance from my house to the railway
> >>>station is
> >>> the same as the railway station to my house!!!!!!!!"
>-----------------------------------------------------
> >>> A sardarji once took an answering machine home in
> >>>Punjab and
> >>> disconnected it within a couple of days because he
> >>>was getting
> >>> complaints from his relatives like
> >>> "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ki ghar pe nahin hai"
>----------------------------------------------------
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