Once a Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes, but only if he brings her a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and AGAIN barefoot!"
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Once there was a train, which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks. Suddenly the train deviated from the tracks, went onto the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned.
He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after blowing the horn, flashing the lights etc.
The authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! Just to save the life of one person you put the lives of so many passengers in danger. You should have run that person over. Sardar said : That is exactly what I had decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train got real close.
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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear..." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called back."
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Two Sardarjis went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped their sandwiches.
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Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died.
Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he
slipped it into his jacket pocket. Days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You know," he
said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and AGAIN barefoot!"
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Once there was a train, which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks. Suddenly the train deviated from the tracks, went onto the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned.
He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after blowing the horn, flashing the lights etc.
The authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! Just to save the life of one person you put the lives of so many passengers in danger. You should have run that person over. Sardar said : That is exactly what I had decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train got real close.
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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear..." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called back."
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Two Sardarjis went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped their sandwiches.
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Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died.
Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he
slipped it into his jacket pocket. Days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You know," he
said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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