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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Sardar joke And Bantasingh Joke

Sardar joke And Bantasingh Joke

Sardar with  Binocular

While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular
with him.
But he never seemed to use it while looking outside
the window.
A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why
he was carryingbinoculars.
The sardar simply said ..."I am on my way to see a
distant relative."

Banta singh's report on Y2K
Report submitted by Banta Singh to his manager after
completing his Y2K
verification task.
Dear Sir,
       Our staff has completed the 18 months of work
on time and on
budget. We have gone through every line of code
in every program in every system. We have analyzed all
databases, all data
files, including backups and historic
archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
We are proud to
report that we have completed the "Y-to-K"
date change mission, and have now implemented all
changes to all programs
and all data to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,
August, September, October, November, December

As well as:

Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak,

       I trust that this is satisfactory, because to
be honest, none of
this Y to K problem has made any sense to
me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our
team is glad to help
in any way possible. And what does the year
2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do
you think we ought to
do next year when the two digit year rolls
over from 99 to 00?
We'll await your direction."

Very Sincerely
Banta Singh

Y2K Project Leader

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