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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Funny Quotes

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Why is pubic hair always curly?
Otherwise it'll poke your eyes

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
They can smell it but they can't eat it!

What's a man's idea of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging.

What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex?
Call her up and tell her where you are.

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

what's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years your job still sucks.

What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you.

What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.

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