A Fact of America

A FACT.....
HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE :
AN AMERICAN SALARY
A BRITISH HOME
CHINESE FOOD
AN INDIAN WIFE

HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE :
AN AMERICAN WIFE
BRITISH FOOD
CHINESE HOME
AN INDIAN SALARY

We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi...

But How about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat ,Housed In Jersey Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful.
some people have too much time on their hands...