Engineers Anthem

Engineers Anthem
>Hum hoge all clear Ek din,
>Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum hogeall clear ek dinMale
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>Top two Engineering Rumours
>'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm'
>'Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been
>putupatVJTI'
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>The most dreaded acronym for EngineersATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)
>The most important criteria while selecting an engineeringcollege
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>Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than 0.025% than that college isengineers
>dream come true)
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>Engineers at work
>Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transferoperations
>throughout the class
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>The most important machine for Engineers
>Xerox Machine ( Without which assignment completion wouldn't bepossible)
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>The most important table in an Engineers House
>The glass table ( to carry out GT operations all night long)
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>The only que an Engineer is familiar withSubmission Que
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>An Engineers favourite watchBird Watch !
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>Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper
>'What is this pal, more than 60% of the paper was out of the syllabus'
>'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history''I am
>failing'
>'I got screwed royally'
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>Feeling after Completing Engineering : Survived Engineering.........!!!!