friends,
> >stop.....smile a while b4 start running in the race of life.....
> >
> > >AISI APNI WIFE HO !!!
> >
> > >5 feet 6 jiski height ho,
> > >Jeans jiski tight ho,
> > >Chehra jiska bright ho,
> > >Umar 18 se 22 ho,
> > >Aisi apni wife ho�
> >
> > >Sadak par sab kahe �kya cute ho� !!!
> > >Bhid mey sab kahe �side ho, side ho� !!!
> > >Bombai, Delhi ya Ahmedabad ki paidaish ho,
> > >Saas ki seva jiski khwaish ho,
> > >Aisi apni wife ho�
> >
> > >Padosi jab baat kare, haath mey knife ho,
> > >Dinner time pe candle light ho,
> > >Hum mey tum mey kabhi na fight ho,
> > >Milaney ke baad dil delight ho,
> > >Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahen,
> > >�Chikney, tum hi right ho !!!�,
> > >Aisi apni wife ho�
> >
> > >Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho,
> > >Agar apni aisi wife ho,
> > >To kya haseen life ho,
> > >Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho,
> > >Kudrat ki bhi yahi aajmaish ho,
> > >Khudah ke software mein bhi kabhi bug ki gunjaish ho,
> > >Aye kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho !!!!
> >
***********READ THIS CAREFULLY**************
A letter from a software professional to his heartthrob Baby,
I�ve seen you yesterday while surfing on a local rain platform & realized that you
are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time, I�ve been lonely, trying to
find a bug in my life & you can be a real
debugger for me now.
My life is just an uncompiled program without you which never produces an
executable code & hence is useless. Your smile is so delightful which
encourages me & gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing
power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are
running smoothly & giving expected results./*Which I never experienced before
*/.
With this letter, I just want to convey you that if we linked together, I�ll
provide you all objects & libraries necessary for human beings to live an error
free life. Also don�t bother about firewalls which may be created by our parents
as I�ve strong hacking capabilities by which I�ll ultimately break their security
passwords & make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database so that my
connect script will fail. And it�s all certain that if this happened to me,
I�ll crash
my system beyond recovery
kindly interprete this letter properly & grant me all privileges of your server.
Only yours
software programmer
***********************************************************
>A collegian was deeply in love with a pretty girl�
>But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person so he decided
to go alone & with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal
to her. He wrote�
Most worthy of your estimations after a long consideration & much
meditation, I�ve strong indication to become your relation. As to my
education qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I�ve
passed my matriculation examination ; no doubt without any hesitation &
very little preparation. What do you say to solemnization of our marriage
celebration civilization according to the glorification of modern
civilization & with a view to the expansion of the population of present
generation. On your approbation of the application, I shall make
preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worth of any
consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy & exaltation of our
joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation & with devotion,
To remain victim of your fascination.
**********SHE WROTE BACK :
> > >Dear Mr.victim of my fascination,
> > >Congratulations for your lengthy narration of course full of affection
>aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination, I find is a
>fine presentation of your ambition. You have passed your matriculation with
>little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration ? So
>improve situations in education & make an application by acquisition of
>post graduation & minimum qualification for the convocation & before taking
>your photo for circulation & before taking your photo for circulation
>undergo beautification. Further strict observation of the following
>condition is the regulation for the determination of our relation.
> > >
(1) Consultation of my parents before approaching my connection.
> > >(2) Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any
>other fascinations.
> > >(3) Procreation must not be your recreation
> > >
> > >In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper
>conversation.
> > >
> > >I remain,
> > >Unaffected by your affections.
> >
> >
SO FRINEDS KAISI RAHI I WILL FREQUENTLY SEND U THIS
FUNNY LINES OK THEN BYE......
> >stop.....smile a while b4 start running in the race of life.....
> >
> > >AISI APNI WIFE HO !!!
> >
> > >5 feet 6 jiski height ho,
> > >Jeans jiski tight ho,
> > >Chehra jiska bright ho,
> > >Umar 18 se 22 ho,
> > >Aisi apni wife ho�
> >
> > >Sadak par sab kahe �kya cute ho� !!!
> > >Bhid mey sab kahe �side ho, side ho� !!!
> > >Bombai, Delhi ya Ahmedabad ki paidaish ho,
> > >Saas ki seva jiski khwaish ho,
> > >Aisi apni wife ho�
> >
> > >Padosi jab baat kare, haath mey knife ho,
> > >Dinner time pe candle light ho,
> > >Hum mey tum mey kabhi na fight ho,
> > >Milaney ke baad dil delight ho,
> > >Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahen,
> > >�Chikney, tum hi right ho !!!�,
> > >Aisi apni wife ho�
> >
> > >Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho,
> > >Agar apni aisi wife ho,
> > >To kya haseen life ho,
> > >Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho,
> > >Kudrat ki bhi yahi aajmaish ho,
> > >Khudah ke software mein bhi kabhi bug ki gunjaish ho,
> > >Aye kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho !!!!
> >
***********READ THIS CAREFULLY**************
A letter from a software professional to his heartthrob Baby,
I�ve seen you yesterday while surfing on a local rain platform & realized that you
are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time, I�ve been lonely, trying to
find a bug in my life & you can be a real
debugger for me now.
My life is just an uncompiled program without you which never produces an
executable code & hence is useless. Your smile is so delightful which
encourages me & gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing
power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are
running smoothly & giving expected results./*Which I never experienced before
*/.
With this letter, I just want to convey you that if we linked together, I�ll
provide you all objects & libraries necessary for human beings to live an error
free life. Also don�t bother about firewalls which may be created by our parents
as I�ve strong hacking capabilities by which I�ll ultimately break their security
passwords & make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database so that my
connect script will fail. And it�s all certain that if this happened to me,
I�ll crash
my system beyond recovery
kindly interprete this letter properly & grant me all privileges of your server.
Only yours
software programmer
***********************************************************
>A collegian was deeply in love with a pretty girl�
>But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person so he decided
to go alone & with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal
to her. He wrote�
Most worthy of your estimations after a long consideration & much
meditation, I�ve strong indication to become your relation. As to my
education qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I�ve
passed my matriculation examination ; no doubt without any hesitation &
very little preparation. What do you say to solemnization of our marriage
celebration civilization according to the glorification of modern
civilization & with a view to the expansion of the population of present
generation. On your approbation of the application, I shall make
preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worth of any
consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy & exaltation of our
joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation & with devotion,
To remain victim of your fascination.
**********SHE WROTE BACK :
> > >Dear Mr.victim of my fascination,
> > >Congratulations for your lengthy narration of course full of affection
>aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination, I find is a
>fine presentation of your ambition. You have passed your matriculation with
>little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration ? So
>improve situations in education & make an application by acquisition of
>post graduation & minimum qualification for the convocation & before taking
>your photo for circulation & before taking your photo for circulation
>undergo beautification. Further strict observation of the following
>condition is the regulation for the determination of our relation.
> > >
(1) Consultation of my parents before approaching my connection.
> > >(2) Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any
>other fascinations.
> > >(3) Procreation must not be your recreation
> > >
> > >In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper
>conversation.
> > >
> > >I remain,
> > >Unaffected by your affections.
> >
> >
SO FRINEDS KAISI RAHI I WILL FREQUENTLY SEND U THIS
FUNNY LINES OK THEN BYE......
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