Sardar Joke
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Two sardarjis walked toward each other on a country road.
One carried a burlap bag over his shoulder. "Hey Bhai," first sardarji
drawled, "what's in the bag?" Chickens," was the reply. "If I guess
how many, can I have one?" "You can have both of them." "OK," first
sardarji said. "Five."
*****
There is a large group of surd people in a bar and they
are having a celebration. Another man walks into the bar and sees the
celebration and asks why all the surd people are celebrating. One of
the surds says: "We had just solved a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle within
six hours." The man says:
"I am sorry do not see what the big deal is. The surd replies:
"On the box it says 'from 3 to 5 years'."
Two sardarjis walked toward each other on a country road.
One carried a burlap bag over his shoulder. "Hey Bhai," first sardarji
drawled, "what's in the bag?" Chickens," was the reply. "If I guess
how many, can I have one?" "You can have both of them." "OK," first
sardarji said. "Five."
*****
There is a large group of surd people in a bar and they
are having a celebration. Another man walks into the bar and sees the
celebration and asks why all the surd people are celebrating. One of
the surds says: "We had just solved a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle within
six hours." The man says:
"I am sorry do not see what the big deal is. The surd replies:
"On the box it says 'from 3 to 5 years'."
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