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KAISE BATAOON MAIN TUMHE

Kaise bataaoon main tumhe

Mere liye tum kaun ho, kaise bataaoon

Kaise bataaoon main tumhe

Tum dhadkanon ka geet ho

Jeevan ka tum sangeet ho

Tum zindagi tum bandagi

Tum roshni tum taazgi

Tum har khushi tum pyaar ho

Tum preet ho manmeet ho

Aankhon mein tum yaadon mein tum

Saanson mein tum aahon mein tum

Neendon mein tum khwaabon mein tum

Tum ho meri har baat mein

Tum ho mere din raat mein

Tum subaah mein tum shyaam mein

Tum soch mein tum kaam mein

Mere liye paana bhi tum

Mere liye khona bhi tum

Mere liye hasna bhi tum

Mere liye rona bhi tum

Aur jaagna sona bhi tum

Jaaoon kahin dekhoon kahin

Tum ho vahan, tum ho vahin

Kaise bataaoon main tumhe

Tum bin to main kuch bhi nahin

Kaise bataaoon main tumhe

Mere liye tum kaun ho

Yeh jo tumhaara roop hai

Yeh zindagi ki dhoop hai

Chandan se tarsha hai badan

Behti hai jis mein ek agan

Yeh shokhiyaan yeh mastiyaan

Tumko hawaaon se mili

Zulfein ghataaon se mili

Honton mein kaliyaan khil gayi

Aankhon ko jheele mil gayi

Chehre mein simti chaandni

Aawaaz mein hai raagini

Sheeshe ke jaisa ang hai

Phoolon ke jaisa rang hai

Nadiyon ke jaisi chaal hai

Kya husn hai kya haal hai

Yeh jism ki rangeeniyaan

Jaise hazaaron titliyaan

Baahon ki yeh golaaiyaan

Aanchal mein yeh parchhaaiyaan

Yeh nagriyaan hai khwaab ki

Kaise bataaoon main tumhe

Haalat dil-e-betaab ki

Kaise bataaoon main tumhe

Mere liye tum kaun ho

Kaise bataaoon, kaise bataaoon

Kaise bataaoon main tumhe

Mere liye tum dharam ho

LOVE

Mere liye imaan ho

Tum hi ibaadat ho meri

Tum hi to chaahat ho meri

Tum hi mera armaan ho

Takta hoon main har pal jisse

Tum hi to voh tasveer ho

Tum hi meri taqdeer ho

Tum hi sitaara ho mera

Tum hi nazaara ho mera

Yudhyaan mein mere ho tum

Jaise mujhe ghere ho tum

Purab mein tum pachhim mein tum

Utar mein tum dakshin mein tum

Saare mere jeevan mein tum

Har pal mein tum har chir mein tum

Mere liye rasta bhi tum

Mere liye manzil bhi tum

Mere liye saagar bhi tum

Mere liye saahil bhi tum

Main dekhta bas tumko hoon

Main sochta bas tumko hoon

Main jaanta bas tumko hoon

Main maanta bas tumko hoon

Tum hi meri pehchaan ho

Kaise bataaoon main tumhe

Devi ho tum mere liye

Mere liye bhagwaan ho

Kaise bataaoon main tumhe

Mere liye tum kaun ho

Kaise................ 

❤

For Naina Jha

Nashaaa.....

Nashaaa.....

 

Kisi pe husna ka gurur, javani ka nasha

Kisi ke dil pe mahobat ki, ravani ka nasha

Kisi ko dekh ke saso se, ubharata hai nasha

Bina piye bhi kai had se, Gujarat hai nasha

Nashe me kaun nahi hai, muje batao jara

Kise hai hosh, mere samane to lavo jara

nasha

Nasha hai sab pe, magar rang nashe ka hai juda

Khi khili hue juba pe, hai sabnam ka nasha

Hava pe khushbu ka, badal pe, hai rimzim ka nasha

Kahi surun hai khushiyo ka, kahi gam ka nasha

Nasha Sharab me hota to, nachati bottle

Maikade jumate, paimano me hoti hal-chal

Nasha Sharab me hota to, nachati bottle

Nashe mai kaun nahi hai, muze batao jara

Log kahete hai mai sharabi hu

Tumane bhi shayad, yehi, socha liya hoga….

Love u sooo much....

Girl asked her Boyfriend
GF: Why do you love me?
BF: I have no reason.
GF: No. Give me a reason.
BF: Oh.okay.'beCoz you're
beautiful, caring'and attractive.
Girl was satisfied,
Then one day she got sick ‘and
look Terribly Thin, Pale ‘and
Weak.
GF: Do you still love me?
BF: Now that you're not pretty
'and attractive do i have a reason
to love you?
Girl Cried.

Need your huge

The boy hold her hand'n say.
BF: Now you Understand?
"Love doesn't need reasons.
I Love u'and still love you no
matter what Happens."

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(¸.·´ (¸.·´ (¸.·¨¯`♥

Love u sooo much................

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J

Gujarati Boy

Business is Business

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either. Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Jayant replied, “Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

Keep Smiling

J

Just Chill No Kill

Chilly sauce or ketchup

Gather All resources before working on any project

Sales Man

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.



Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need Chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"there's no electricity in the house..."

MORAL: Gather All resources before working on any project..

SomeTime Possible

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Psychology ka practical ho rahatha. :-D 
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE Aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di. Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka. Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI
raki. Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Chuha Chuhiya

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi Sbse bdi taqat h. Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo, ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..

" Sometime the thing is perfectly done but result may be wrong for some reason like this " 

Why we shout in Anger???

A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled 'n asked.

Sadhu Baba

'Why do people shout in anger shout at each other?'

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout.'

'But, why should you shout when the other person is just next to you? You can as well tell him what you have to say in a soft manner.' asked the saint

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the other disciples.

Finally the saint explained, .

'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other to cover that great distance.

What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is either nonexistent or very small…'

The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper 'n they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other 'n that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'

He looked at his disciples 'n said.

'So when you argue do not let your hearts get distant, Do not say words that distance each other more, Or else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.'

 (  Keep Smiling J )

NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE

Attitude, best described:

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.                                                   

                                                                           

His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.                             

                                                                           

Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.                      

                                                                           

I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time.

I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.

If you were here, all my troubles would be over.

I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.                                                      

Love,

Dad

 

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:           

"For Heaven's sake,

Dad,

Don't dig up the garden!!

That's where I buried the GUNS!"                                                        

                                                                           

At 4a.m.                                                                  

The next morning,                                                          

A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.                                           

                                                                           

                                                                           

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened,                                                                  

and asked him what to do next.

His son's reply was:

"Go ahead and plant your potatoes,

Dad: It's the best I could do for you from here."    

                                                                                   

Moral Of the Story                                                       

NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,                                      

IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT.   

IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.   

Crow and Rabbit Story

Doing Nothing

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. 

Crow and rabbit

A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it. 

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Keep Smiling

J