“The best advice I can give is to ignore advice.
Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others.”
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems but if u don’t know the answer it help to forgot the Question
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – don’t and stop, unless they are used together.
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the Next morning you will have a flat tire.
Live Each Day As If There Is No Tomorrow
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone